|'Leave me! Save yourself!'|
But given that they actually found enough children who were allowed to actually compete with one another, the findings seem, on the surface, to be a cause for concern.
'Two-thirds of parents of eight to 16-year-olds said their children reacted badly when they lost, the poll found.
A further two-thirds of respondents said parents behaved badly when watching children's matches.
Some 1,008 parents and 1,007 children aged eight to 16 were questioned for the survey by Opinion Matters.'
How awful. And, I'm sure, quite true, quite true. Still, it always gets my whiskers twitching when I see survey findings being posted slavishly as headlines, despite the cowardy-custard get-out of putting it in between two lazy apostrophes to indicate a possible lack of veracity. Try ''David Cameron wears tights,' an unnamed source claimed last night.' The writer gets the neon headline, the reader gets mauled by a grisly, unforgettable image, and all is well, except for the reader's orientation to any actual truth claims. So, how firm is this piece of educational news?
|'After you.' 'No, after you.'|
And who commissioned the research from these paragons of objective investigation and veracity? Surely not the Marylebone Cricket Club and the Cricket Foundation? It certainly was. One might reasonably ask why such caryatid columns of sportsmanship and integrity are interested in finding out how badly Britain's youth react to winning and losing. Perhaps they're just curious.
Or perhaps not. As we discover buried away in the legendary bowels of the article (which you get a chocolate biscuit if you're still reading by that point) is the golden nugget that these august bodies have recently started 'offering sportsmanship lessons to state schools'. So, no financial or commercial interest in this research at all. Still, at least the researchers were independent. Somehow.
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