It's Clobbering Time! Get ready to open up some cans of Whup-Ass.
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I read yesterday's Daily Mail headline with the usual mix of self-loathing and grammar anxiety (mea Culpa, Mea Culpa, Mea Maxima Culpa). According the the Daily Hate,
'Disruptive pupils who wreck the schooling of millions will be given an 'unambiguous lesson in who's boss', the Education Secretary vowed yesterday.And doesn't that sound splendid? I like the use of the word 'vowed'. It makes me think of Batman at the grave of his parents, waging a mad war against PC Educational super-lefties (The Pen-Pusher? Two-Chance?). How is this game-changing turnabout to be achieved?
'In a new war on ill discipline in the classroom, Michael Gove will loosen rules on the use of physical force by teachers and increase penalties for parents who allow their children to play truant.'
So far it's sounding like knuckledusters and Kevlar Equalisers. I'm imagining Heads of Learning sitting like spiders at the heart of an enormous CCTV Panopticon, and corridors equipped with head height trenches of ANSUL riot foam dispensers.
But soft! Teachers ALREADY have the right to use 'reasonable' physical force in order to prevent a crime being committed, and in order to prevent substantial disruption to a lesson. The word 'reasonable' will be decided in a court, of course, which is entirely proper- no rule could regulate every human circumstance. But the point is that these powers aren't new. Of course, many teachers are unaware of this, and I think it's fair for teachers to be trained in what they can and cannot do. But teachers must get over this ridiculous phobia that if they, for example, put a finger on a pupil's shoulder to direct them back to work, then they are guilty of assault.
Then he carries on with these measures:
- New rights for teachers to restrain pupils without recording the incidents
- Increased financial penalties for parents of truanting children
|Using cuddles to drive independent learning.|
- More male teachers as role models
- Anonymity for staff accused of misconduct
- The power to search children for any item
- Heads allowed to expel pupils without being over ruled
But now schools will be expected to FUND the buggers in their NEXT school. Sorry, I try to avoid cheap, capitalised emphases, but reading the Hate has given me a taste for it. That's the kiss of death to exclusions in all but the most desperate cases, as schools are, despite their similarity to dream factories and fairy republics of hope and optimism, run on money, just like everything else. If you reduce every exclusion to the blunt, fiscal skeleton of 'He's worth five grand', then you won't se many of those happening.
Both of these flaws aren't just minor weaknesses- they're deal breakers. Exclusions should never be lightly arrived at, but sometimes they are the right thing to do: not the last resort- the right thing. Just as a community's penal code sometimes requires the sanction of 'Go to Jail', school sanctions need to go somewhere- there has to be a terminal point, and it has to be something that stings. It has to be serious. It has to mean something. If you remove this terminus, then you collapse all behaviour measures that precede it, all the way down to the five minute detention. Because why would a student turn up for even that, if he knows that, with persistence, all privations can be evaded? And some students are very tenacious indeed.
And it only takes a few to ruin a classroom, and to reduce school discipline to a constant battle to put out fires. Only a few.
- An end to the requirement to give 24 hrs notice of a detention.
It is odd how the Daily Snail decided to put a fire under this one and blow it onto the front page. It's like announcing that the Tories 'disapprove of nationalisation' or something. Still, I'm sure they know what they're doing.
As I say, I welcome any measure that seeks to restore the authority of the teacher in the classroom. So here's my three part plan, in case anyone wants to know:
- New teachers to be trained to view themselves as authority figures, with clear guidelines on what they will do in the event of disruption
- All schools to have (and adhere to) a Behaviour Policy that emphasises the right of the teacher to run the classroom, and the rights of children to an education free from disruption and distraction by the selfish and the needy
- All governing bodies to support the school with this policy
- Children to be given clear codes of conduct at school for the benefit of all
- Parents to sign behaviour contracts with schools, and made clear about consequences; their support to be considered tacit after this point
- Schools to monitor the effectiveness in teachers and their line managers in promoting the behaviour policy
I repeat something I say often: there is no contradiction between setting boundaries and compassion. In fact, when it comes to raising children- when it comes to teaching them- the two are inextricably linked.
And don't get me started on the Troops to Teachers thing...