|'I can hear you chewing gum in there!'|
Judge Dredd, one of the most prominent advocates of this form of in-at-the-deep-end training, only had this to say yesterday: 'It's all the deep end,' before arresting the reporter for obstructing a GTP program.
The program, one of many new reforms brought in under the coalition of chief Judges Cameron, Klegg and Fergee, has prompted angry reactions from many teachers, who have accused the Chiefs of letting the profession down.
'This system is completely without justification,' said one blogger from Stephen Twigg block, who didn't want to be named for fear he would be transported to the prison planet of Titan and transformed into a cyborg drone.
|'Yes, bike cannons WERE necessary.'|
When asked what evidence or experience he possessed that such teaching techniques actually prevented Judges from being kidnapped and brutalised, or assisted the prevention of the 17 serious crimes reported to the Hall of Justice every second, the anonymous blogger was less candid.
'I think I know what I'm talking about; I've seen a documentary about these blocks. The people there just need to be allowed the freedom to blossom into beautiful butterflies.'
Judge Gove is doing ten in the cubes.